dinsdag 28 mei 2013

Pranee, you joking? (A Petite)

Pranee: Honey...
Mee: Yes?
Pranee: Honey, me no like eat pills.
Mee: Euhhh? Bweukkk...
Pranee: Yes no like pills.
Mee: You mean?
Pranee: No pills.
Mee: Ok sweetie, you tell me... In Europe we talk about things.
Pranee: You take condom when me come to you. I no like pills.
Mee: Euhhh, bweukkk (als het dan echt moet...) (emoticon met smile)
Pranee: Okee for you?
Mee: Yes sweetie, I respect you. I will use condom.
Pranee: Thank you, you nice man.
Mee: Gwhumppp!
Pranee: Me very exiting to come Europe. Days only 26. What are you doing?
Mee: Me going to buy condoms...
Pranee: You buy what?
Mee: I buy condoms for you.
Pranee: How many pieces?
Mee: Hahaha, 270 condoms.
Pranee: Really?
Mee: Yes. 3 months = 90 days x 3 times/day = 270. Three times a day.
Pranee: No. You kidding! (emoticon openvallende mond)
Mee: No, no kidding.
Pranee: Yes, you joking. (emoticon heavy smile)
Mee: No, no joking.
Pranee: I guess you want 3 days a time. Not 3 times a day. But 3 days a time, right?
Mee: No.
Pranee: Or you mean 3 months a time...
Mee: Hahahaha! You really are funny, my sweet.
Pranee: (Emoticon traantjes en trillende lip)
Mee: (Emoticon dikke smile)
Pranee: Honey, you 1 time in 3 months? I still be young. I want more than that.
Mee: Beuhhh. Let’s make fun and have sex.
Pranee: Sex!!! You said, you want someone share day with. And share life.
Mee: Euhhh, yes!
Pranee: You didn’t say that you want sex!!!
Mee: Yes, stupid me!
Pranee: And you said you to old for sex! So no sex in three months.
Mee: You keep everything in mind. You real Thai girl.
Pranee: (Emoticon duiveltje met klikkende tanden)
Mee: (Emoticon gezicht met bloed, zweet en tranen)
Pranee: (Emoticon duivel met grijnzende mond)
Mee: How can I delete your memory? Tell me how…
Pranee: Nooo… I have a good memories.
Mee: Ohhh! That’s very nice of you.
Pranee: Yes, but you don’t want sex, isn’t it…
Mee: What? Me looking for the right emoticon… wait a second.
Pranee: Okee. (Emoticon knipoog)
        Mee: (Emoticon kwaad gezicht dat ontploft)